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    July 6, 1999   8:19pm

        I finally came up with something to do with my music page. I figure I'll update it perhaps monthly or biweekly with a new band; how's that sound? I'm working on getting that blip in the frame image gotten rid of, but I'm hoping until then that it's not too noticeable.

    June 29, 1999   12:20am

        Rather than start my reading for my lit class at a reasonable hour, I've been slaving away. My roleplaying page has been cut up, pasted back together, and painted purple. Check it out.

    June 29, 1999   4:46pm

        I've updated my links page with a large amount of additions to the Japanese-related links. I'm still working on a roleplaying page overhaul, though I think I've changed my mind (AGAIN) on what I want to do with that, so bear with me if you care. ;) Also, for people who look here before they look at my character reference: I'm starting work on adding the Clan Ancestors! FINALLY! Another thing I'm wondering about is that I've noticed that there's certain parts of my site that it's difficult to get back to the main page from. I dislike "back" buttons intensely, so I'll think on what to do instead.

    June 9, 1999   9:18pm

        Two updates in a day. It must be summer vacation. Guess what... sneak a peek at the sidebar, and thou shalt see that I've once again added something, something which has absolutely nothing to do with what else there is on the site. Yay!

    June 9, 1999   3:19pm

        In retrospect, I probably should have warned someone that I was doing this. But I got so annoyed at running out of space today on Saul that I just up and moved. Um, sorry? Everything's here, it's just at students.washington.edu/laeren/whatever rather than weber.u.washington.edu/~laeren/whatever. I don't like this address. It sounds dumb. But they're closing Weber in September anyway, so I had to move eventually. So here I am! By the way, I take suggestions on what to do with that silly music page, and the as-yet-nonexistent anime one. Only restriction: I absolutely refuse to do fan shit.

    May 28, 1999   6:58pm

        Beware. I have a link to a Music page now. There's nothing really there right now, but soon, there shall be *drum roll* content. Of a fashion. And for those of us who were counting, tomorrow will be the one-month anniversary of the Daily Ramble. I certainly didn't think I'd be able to keep it up for so long.

    May 4, 1999   6:38pm

        Well. Jen updating? Like, other than the ramble? How odd. Put a slight update on the RPG page (yes, about all it says is that we stopped, and then that we wrapped up, and that Christi killed Fu Leng), along with Liuko's final stats. Added a link from the fonts to a page with the capabilities of my two kanji fonts. Also, I've added the family/school information from Winter Court to my character reference. I think that's it.

    April 19, 1999   10:01am

          Ah. The things done in this dorm room to keep from studying. The first of who knows how many of Jen's Semi-Daily Rambles is up. Can she do it? Do you care? And does anyone besides me wonder if I'll ever have music and anime sections? Perhaps not; I'm getting used to seeing no underline there. I do think, however, that in an attempt to blank my mind, I'm going to make new "Contents" and "Updates" images.

    April 13, 1999   1:25am

          Added a new, barely coherent page. Don't take it the wrong way. No, I'm not going to go kill myself. I just need to let off steam every once in a while, and it was an excuse to fiddle with a greyscalre graphic. Ramble

    April 6, 1999   11:30pm

          Worthless. Inadequate. A whore and a bitch. Mind-numbingly stupid. We all know of whom I speak. Uploaded the font gallery I've been working on. Wish I weren't so fucking spineless.

    March 13, 1999   2:15pm

          Well, the compulsive updating had to end. I haven't even had time in the last couple weeks to do ANYTHING at all. But I had to put a strange little opinion up. I saw Wing Commander. I haven't played the games (watched Mac play one once), but, um... Wow. I loved it. Sure, it was cheesy, but I laughed and truly enjoyed myself for the first time in months. The two leads are really cute, and from the comments I've heard from the guys I went with, it's just what they wanted out of a movie based on a computer game they liked. I mean, come on, stuff blew up!! What more do you want in a sci-fi flick? I think I might go see it again....

    February 25, 1999   12:14am

          I'm going to bed, I swear. But first I had to tweak and upload this version of my main index. No more frames (finally). Not sure about the sidebar, but we'll see how that goes. Sheesh. I've been a busy bee.

    February 24, 1999   7:48pm

          This is a rather weird update, but I felt it important enough to me personally to mention it here. I added a new link to my links page - the first one under "Friend's Pages." For anyone interested in how really, truly, awesomely cool my father is, take a look and follow the directions there.

    February 23, 1999   5:15pm

          Okay, an actual site-related update. I finally got my links page uploaded. There's a lot of random stuff there, and I plan to make it prettier (somehow) soon. But if someone cares about my random links, feel free to check it out, as ugly as it is currently.

    February 23, 1999   1:56pm

          This isn't related to my site, but...
BANZAI!       UNICORNS WON MORIKAGE!!!!!       BANZAI!


          Yay! Yay! Yay! *gasping* Yay...! Okay, that's enough of that. *big smile* There isn't much of an announcement, but as an excuse to link to one of my favorite sites, the news is posted on The Shadowlands Refuge of the Lion Clan.

    February 17, 1999   10:05pm

          I got the ADP site uploaded to its actual location: The Anime Discovery Project. Yay! I'm working on testing a more graphically intense version on my mirror. Check it out!

    February 16, 1999   2:07pm

          Well, for the last several days, my pet project has been overhauling my beloved ADP's website. A mirror of it is up at this part of my site. Once I get approval from those on high (read: club officers), I'll post it on the actual ADP site. It's just been administrative fixes right now, but hopefully I'll soon start making the site prettier in general. ;)

    January 24, 1999   8:32pm

          For those of you who actually care, I finished up ALL of the Advantages and Disadvantages! Yes, yes, they are all archived at that ubiquious page of mine, the Character Reference. In other news... ummmm... there isn't any. I'm tired and cranky and sick - but I'll have all the schools and family benefits archived soon (in fact, the family benefits should all be on by later tonight). Matt's requested me to have the Ancestors posted as well; I'll try to work on that. ;)

    January 22, 1999   1:00am

          Yay! While school has proved more work than I anticipated it to be, and while my personal life has been all aflutter, I finally have gotten the time to at least partially finish that reference! ALL skills from ALL the books have now been loaded... check back soon for advantages/disadvantages/schools/etc.

    December 31, 1998   7:24pm

          Imagine, me updating after less than a month... anyway, I've finally started working on my character-making reference, and finished up that "almost finished" chronicle.

    December 28, 1998   4:42pm

          Well, this is a lot later than I planned to have this update, and it's a lot smaller than I wanted. Regardless, check out the roleplaying page - there's some new stuff, including an almost finished chronicle.

    November 27, 1998   late at night in Hawaii

          Holy sheeeeeit! See, this is what happens when you stick a sick girl in a pretty place with a laptop. I added three chronicles to my roleplaying page, as well as just generally adding stuff in. o_O I posted a more complete "this is what I did" over there, so if you care at all, check it out?

    November 23, 1998   sometime earlier in the morning than I should still be up

          Updated? Again? Already? God forbid. Finally put up the Quake section, although there's not much more than a couple screenshots, and me feeling sorry for myself, so far. I'm hoping that over Thanksgiving vacation I'll have some time to figure out what I want to have there. ;)

    November 19, 1998   10:52am

          Well, the impossible has happened. I've updated! Sort of. Heh... I posted another chronicle. No, it didn't take me a month to write, stuff's just been really hectic lately. But I was sick with stomach flu and in bed for the last five days, so I had time to finish this one up. Autumn quarter's killing me - don't tell anyone but I'm afraid I'm failing physics. :( I'm still trying to figure out what I want to have under my other links. They'll...eventually...be...done...I...SWEAR!

    October 19, 1998   1:42am

          OMG. I put up another link! ::dying:: And it's even more... (::drumroll::) CONTENT!!! I'm going to be trying to post the chronicles I write for the rpg I play on this site. The story that got posted first unfortunately isn't the first one I wrote... it's just the first one that got posted. Eventually I should have them all up there. And hopefully I'll get back into the swing of writing and they'll end up a little better quality than they are now. I'm looking for the other ones that I've written, so as soon as I find them, they'll be up too.

I kind of wonder why I only update this at ridiculous hours of the morning when I should either be studying or sleeping. Go figure. Oh well... Destiny must be obeyed. And I just got sent a really cool picture by a friend. I think she should be my mascot: Cutie! Sorry to whomever I should be crediting for this picture... know that I thank you, whomever you are, you phantom you!

    October 14, 1998   3:15am

          Good lord. I have... some content! I got bored and wrote up a page of stuff for my "personal" link. It's kind of random and flits around, and probably won't be at all entertaining unless you're as bored as I was when I wrote it. But I've got something there now, goshdarnit!

    October 9, 1998   far too early in the morning

          Okay okay so I haven't done anything else here. Yet. I do however have another link for UW people who may pass this page. The Anime Discovery Project (that's the anime club in case you couldn't guess) wants YOU to come and experience the wonders of subtitled cartoons!! Their website probably hasn't been updated since the birth of Christ, but we love new members so stop by sub-basement room 21 at the HUB and visit!

    October 2, 1998   about 11:55am

          Okay... I haven't done anything here for almost a month. I have excuses aplenty but instead I'll just swear that I will do something with this page eventually. I just...erm... need to figure out what. Content is the hard part, I've learned.

BTW FOR ANYONE WHO'S FEMALE AND AT THE UW, WE NEED PLAYERS FOR THE UW WOMEN'S ULTIMATE FRISBEE TEAM!!!! Washington Women's Ultimate Frisbee

    September 9, 1998   about 11:55pm

          Yes, the only reason that "Graphics" link is there is because I got tired of typing in the url. So if someone really wants to see all the header graphics (that will hopefully end up heading something of worth) in one place, that's the place to go.

    September 9, 1998   about 9:47pm

          Okay. Two of the links work... at least enough to see the graphics that I'm testing. Content would definitely be a plus. And Bison wants his own section. We will consider his request. ;)

    September 9, 1998   about 3:08pm

          Hmm well I'm going to experiment here... HTML only views carriage returns as normal spaces right? That would be a big yes! Okay, I'm talking to myself but I'm figuring out how to do this so I'm happy. On the off chance someone else is reading this: Yes, I do know that none of the links work. That dreadful situation will be rectified about as soon as I figure out wtf I want to put on those pages. >:o




Kozaki stood bewildered in the middle of the room while Kimiko wailed in the corner. Atsuko and I were having little success trying to quiet her down. I was tapping my foot contemplatively, trying irritatedly to figure out what to do with her, when I heard the voice rising from somewhere distant.

"Yuuki-san! DON'T!!!" Hasaki was crying out. Muffled sounds of a scuffle made it through our solid door, followed by the distinctive sounds of swords crossing, and flesh being sliced.

I grabbed Atsuko by the wrist and bolted out the door. "Kozaki! Stay there with Kimiko and let NO ONE in," I screamed over my shoulder as I tore down the hall. He may have assented, or may not, but I didn't care. I had already heard at least one body falling.

I could see Yuuki before Atsuko could. His corpse lay in a bloody tangle just within my view in the middle of the room at the bottom of a tall flight of stairs. Hasaki and Shun were lying on the floor closer to the stairs, rapidly expanding pools of blood puddling beneath them.

My mind went red with fury. I loosed Atsuko's wrist and took a flying leap down the stairs. I landed hard, the force with which I landed pushing me to one knee; as I raised my head, I could see the remains of six of the Caliph's guards sprawled on the floor. Two were still standing, and advancing murderously on Hasaki and Shun's helpless forms.

Pushing off hard, I sprinted across to them and jumped between the guards and my partner and guard. I spread my arms wide, clearly unarmed, and prayed.

They charged.

I drove my hand for my katana, and settled into an iaijutsu stance. The two guards seemed to slow as I drew faster than I ever had before, and my blade sang through the air. The first was dead instantly, my katana wiped clean of blood, before the second had even reached me. He was wounded, but running hard, and I screamed silently as I felt the steel kiss of his scimitar across my chest.

A blast of heat came from over my shoulder as I fell into darkness.

>>>
let me add that i made some godlike rolls
i rolled a 37 on my perception roll (when he was seeing if i heard the fight), when an average sort of roll would have been about a 15
when i leapt in front of the guards, and they charged me, i made an iaijutsu roll (to draw, since i hadn't been armed) and rolled a fucking FIFTY FIVE
i freaking did a rurouni kenshin slice and dice
the other guy got me though, since he'd been close enough to attack that round. He rolled damn well too - I have a HIGH TN to be hit, and ended up doing exactly enough damage to kill me before atsuko's fireball hit him (hehe)
so I was dead temporarily
thank god the gm didn't want me dead and atsuko knows healing spells :D b/c she healed me impossibly well (it was the night of good rolls) and I was able to take off down the stairs not a minute after I died, bleeding my guts out but able to explain to the people who were running in what happened…
and so jen saved the day (the caliph wanted to execute us but I talked her out of it)