Testing One.... Two..... FEWKING THREE!

 Jen, the not-so-infamous Twink Bitch

SEPTEMBER 7TH

Ugly marble background, but hey, the graphics on other page could end up being kind of cool!

Okay I think I'm eventually going to have Quake, anime, short fiction sections.... maybe... hopefully.....

I need to figure out how to do tables o_O

SEPTEMBER 6TH

Why yes, the picture DOES show up. Goddamn I'm proud of me.

Shall we put in another paragraph? Why yes we shall. Because we are oso good.

And fer chrissakes this is an ugly font.

So how the hell do you put a "next line" in without having it skip a space?

Mental note: really need to do something about the overwhelming ugliness of this whole thing.

Okay so now how do I center the damn picture? o_O

Yes, normal people DO talk to themselves through their newly created webpages, why do you ask?

I want my goddamn taskbar to work already! And I want this to have a different color background just to prove i can do it! And... and... I want a million dollars while I'm at it, or the kitty gets it!

HAHAHAHA EAT THAT I FIGURED OUT HOW TO CENTER THE PICTURE!

Yes, I know it is still ugly and lame. This shall be rectified on the morrow.

*LONG, DRAWN-OUT, PORTENTOUS GASP*

Grr...

Credit for that astonishingly frightening growl goes to my Lord Master Bison, sacrifices of appreciation can be directed to him.