Mallrats

Brodie

Cookie stand's not part of the food court.

T.S.

Sure it is.

Brodie

The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here!

T.S.

The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court.

Brodie

Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.

The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis

You seek facts, when you should be seeking the truth.

Manhattan Murder Mystery

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

The Mask of Zorro

Don Diego de la Vega

Do you know how to use that thing?

Alejandro

Yes! The pointy end goes into the other man.

Alejandro

Do you surrender?

Elena

Never, but I may scream.

Alejandro

I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.

The Matrix

Neo

I know Kung Fu.

Oracle

You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.

Neo

Who?

Oracle

Not too bright, though.

Memento

Leonard

Okay, so what am I doing? Oh, I'm chasing this guy. ...No... he's chasing me.

Men in Black

Zed

Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.

Beatrice

You here to make fun of me?

Kay

No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?

The Messenger

Aulon

JOAN!

Joan

Wha— why are you looking at me like that??

Aulon

Because there's an arrow in your leg!

Joan

What? Oh... well that's hardly a reason for you to stop climbing, is it? ...You! Take this arrow out of my leg!

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

John

This place is fantastic! It's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline.

Miss Congeniality

Gracie

Doughnut Nazi.

Mister Roberts

Ensign Pulver

Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard.

Mononoke Hime *

Moro

Oh, you're awake. I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep so that I could bite your face off.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Peasant

I got better.

Dennis

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!

French Soldier

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Monty Python and the Meaning of Life

Father

The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.

Children

Ohhhhh.

Father

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for medical experiments.

Monty Python's Flying Circus

This is Mr. E. R. Bradsaw. He cannot be seen. Mr. Bradsaw, will you stand up please?... *BANG*   This demonstrates the value of not being seen.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Mulan

Mushu

My little baby, off to destroy people.

Mushu

That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

The Mummy

Winston

Is it dangerous?

Rick O'Connell

Well, you probably won't live through it.

Winston

By Jove, do you really think so?

Jonathan

Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?

The Mummy Returns

Izzy

Whatever it is, O'Connell, I'm not interested! Every time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I got shot in the ass! I'm still in mourning for my ass!

Muppet Treasure Island

I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now, I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience.

Mystery Men

Mr. Furious

Lance Hunt IS Captain Amazing!

The Shoveler

Don't start that AGAIN. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses!

Mr. Furious

He takes them off when he transforms.

The Shoveler

That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.