Hackers

Cereal Killer

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Happy Gilmore

Virginia

What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?

Happy

I didn't BREAK it, I was merely testing its durability, and I PLACED it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.

Happy

SON OF A BITCH BALL! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO HOME?!?! THAT'S YOUR HOME!! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME??

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron Weasley

Spiders! Why couldn't it have been "follow the butterflies"??

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

George Weasley

He's not Fred, I am.

Fred Weasely

Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.

High Fidelity

Rob

I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.

Rob

WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY?!?! No one in her family is named Ian! None of her friends are called Ian! There is no Ian in her office! I am positive she doesn't know or has ever known anyone named Ian! She lives in an Ian-less universe!

Rob

How does an average guy like me become the number one lover man in his particular postal district?

Hook

Lost Boys

Kill the pirate!

Peter

I'm not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!

Lost Boys

Kill the lawyer!

House

House

Cheese is the devil's plaything.

House

Hey, I'm just messing with your head. Mother's maiden name, please!

Foreman

Get out of my temporal lobe, House.