Back to the Future

Doc Brown

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style.

Doc Brown

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

Batman Begins

Bruce

Mrgh... Bats are nocturnal!

Beetlejuice

Adam

What are your qualifications?

Beetlejuice

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?

Being John Malkovich

Craig

With all due respect, John, It's MY portal.

John Malkovich

It's MY HEAD, Schwartz. It's MY head!

Craig

What happens when a man goes through his own portal?

Better Off Dead

Tree-Trimmer

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

The Big Lebowski

Dude

The Dude abides.

Maude

What do you do for recreation?

Dude

Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Big Trouble in Little China

Jack

Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine? Because I can't concentrate when you do that.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Ted

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Bogus.

The Birdcage

Mrs. Keeley

What interesting china! Why, it looks like young men playing leap-frog. Is it Greek?

Black Hawk Down

Crew Chief

Hey, Grimesy! No fear!

Grimes

Oh, yeah, RIGHT!

Blade

Quinn

I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!

Blade: Trinity

King

Summerfield managed to treat me with the cure, and now I kill them. ...And that's basically turning a frown upside down.

Blast From the Past

Adam

Oh my lucky stars! A Negro!

Blazing Saddles

Bart

Are we awake?

Jim

We're not sure. Are we black?

Bart

Yes, we are.

Jim

Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

Boondock Saints

Smecker

We'll start the ass-kissing with you.

Rocco

We could kill EVERYONE!

Murphy

So what do you think?

Connor

I'm strangely comfortable with it.

Il Duce

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Connor and Murphy

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili, et spiritu sancti.

Braveheart

King Longshank

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.

William Wallace

Fight for me. You get to kill the English.

Bring It On

Sparky

Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.

Sparky

I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half; this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!

Broken Arrow

Hale

I am serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map.

Deakins

Yeah, but I'm still going to kick your ass.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

We're proud to say that the class of 1999 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history!!