A Bug's Life

Worker Ant #1

Oh no! I'm lost! Where's the line? What do I do?

Worker Ant #2

Help!

Worker Ant #3

We'll be stuck forever!

Mr. Soil

Do not panic, do not panic! We are trained professionals! Now, stay calm. We are going around the leaf.

Worker Ant #1

Around the leaf! I-I-I don't think we can do that.

Mr. Soil

Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of '93!

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Melissa

You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

Ace

Yeah? And you're ugly.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!

Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Buckaroo Banzai

No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Felicia

A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea. I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hooray!

Felicia

The only life I saw for the past million miles were the hypnotized bunnies, and most of them are now wedged under the tires.

Air Force One

Ivan Korshunov

You murdered 100,000 Iraqis to save a nickel a gallon on gas. Don't lecture me on the rules of war.

Aladdin

The Genii

It's all part and parcel of the whole genii gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.

Alien Resurrection

Johner

I am not the man with whom to fuck.

Johner

So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before?

Ripley

Yeah.

Johner

What did you do?

Ripley

I died.

Aliens (Special Director's Cut)

Private Hudsen

I'm the ultimate bad-ass! State of the Bad-Ass-R! You don't want to mess with me! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Fry an entire city with this puppy! We've got tactical smart missiles. Phase plasma pulse rifles, RPG's! We've got sonic electronic ball breakers. We've got nukes, we've got knives... sharp sticks!

All That

I am pork boy, the breakfast monkey.

Almost Famous

Lester Bangs

Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.

The American President

Beth

You kissed him? Where?

Syd

On the lips.

Beth

And then what happened?

Syd

He had to go and attack Libya.

American Psycho

Patrick

When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

David Van Patten

And what does the other part think?

Patrick

What her head would look like on a stick!

American Beauty

Brad

"My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell"????

Caroline

Whose car is that out in front?

Lester

Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

Antz

Bala

I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.

Z

Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.

Bala

Don't you get it? I chose you because you were the most pathetic bug in the joint.

Z

You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off.

Armageddon

Ronald Quincy

I know the presidents' chief advisor; we were at MIT together. And, at this point in time, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are wrong. I am right.

General Kimsey

The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

Rockhound

Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?

Army of Darkness

Ash

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...

Ash

Don't touch that please. Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

Ash

Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

Artificial Intelligence : AI

David

My brain is falling out.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers

You must admit she is rather mannish. Really, if that is a woman she must have been beaten with an ugly stick.